
I was promptly shot down. It was way too masculine (who'd have thunk that I'd ever be accused of that) and that it needed to be warm, spicy and encompass female sensuality (OY!). OK, I had to dig a bit deeper and Voila! Here is scheme two.

I went on to custom design a sensuous low bench in hot pink velvet, a "yoni" (look it up, it's the female counterpart to the "linga") inspired headboard in orange and pink chenille and encase the entire samosa in shimmering gold (we're talking ceilings, walls, trim and doors). Throw in a fabulous gold coverlet in crocodile faux fur (yes, I said crocodile faux fur), silk pillows and bed skirt, a Murano-inspired chandelier, silver table lamps, mirrored tables, a Tolemeo floor lamp, a Ghost chair, a sheepskin rug and an alpaca hide pillow for good measure, and you can pretty much call it a day. She wanted high drama and The Yogi delivered in spades. I'm thinking tandoori chicken for dinner.






